Saturday, December 31, 2011

Snowboarding and a table by the bar

After many years of skiing, my sister and I decided to trade our skis for snowboards. The weather was perfect and the snow was good, but there was no fresh powder.  I've been boarding 5-6 times previously but still get to eat snow every time I dismount off the lift.  This was my sister's first time ever touching a snowboard.  So she took a private lesson and I watched as a refresher and then relied on Husband to teach/help me.

We successfully completed the smallest green hill 6-7 times and then needed a little recharge.  We found a table in the sunshine and enjoyed a Scenic Rail Pale Ale (5.5% ABV) from the San Luis Valley Brewing Company in Alamosa, Colorado.

The two of agreed that this was a pretty standard Pale Ale, but we liked that we had never heard of the brewery and that it was available at the mountain-side bar.  I give it a 7.  I'd order it again if I saw it on tap somewhere.  After searching their website, I'd like to try a few of their other beers too sometime.  I will definitely keep my eyes peeled for this or other brews from San Luis Valley Brewing (and if anyone is reading this, you should too).
It started to get a little chilly sitting outside, so we found a table inside...3 feet from the bar.  This was the beginning of the end of our day.  After scoring such a sweet table, we got a little too comfortable sitting in the sun (inside) and drinking delicious beers.  We were even too lazy to get in line to buy our own beers, so we started to pay people in line to buy our beers for us.  We were flattered (and confused) when one guy told us no and then asked us if we were old enough.  Once he confirmed that we were, he was happy to buy our beer and keep the change.

Next up was the True Blonde Dubbel Belgian-style Double Ale (8% ABV) from Ska Brewing Company in Durango, Colorado. Disclaimer: this is probably my favorite style of beer on earth and I was drinking it at 11,000 feet with my favorite person...so my review may be a bit skewed.  The beer pours up nicely (even into a plastic solo cup) with a head that disappears quick.  Taste is sweet, bubbly, and smooth.  After a few more sips, I detect hints of honey and citrus.  HOLY MOLY --- THIS BEER IS AMAZING!   We both really loved this beer.  I give it a very solid 9.

Friday, December 30, 2011

Nefarious Ten Pin

After taking a year off to grow a baby, I hit the slopes again for the first time. Turns out, skiing is like riding a bike but only in the sense that once you learn, you never forget.  But I may have been a bit ambitious by skiing the entire day with my sister and Husband who are fearless and pretty much 10x better than me.  We hit up the moguls and I pretty much killed each mogul I encountered.  And by killed I mean that my skis removed them from the mountain.

Despite the moguls and my 80,000 wipeouts, I survived the day and was feeling great after my last run.  So great that I ordered the Nefarious Ten Pin Imperial Porter (8% ABV) from Ska Brewing Company in Durango, Colorado.  I did not realize I was going to be served a giant beer.  So I shared it with my sister and damn, it was amazeballs (Note: I drank it with my sister, so I am using her favorite word).  Rich and chocolatey with very subtle hints of coffee. 

I give this one a 10.  I'd give it more but that would defeat the purpose of the scale.  If I ever come across this again, I will order one immediately.  Best enjoyed in cold weather.

Thursday, December 29, 2011

Pagosa Brewing Co. - Reviewed

We began planning our trip to Pagosa Springs around Thanksgiving.  This would be our 4th Annual New Years Family Ski Trip and our 3rd year in Pagosa Springs (we went to Telluride in 2009 and were left nearly bankrupt and disappointed by the crappy snow).  One of the things I was looking forward to most, other than the quality family time and snow, was the local beer.  Colorado has some truly wonderful breweries and delicious beers that are available at your fingertips.  Specifically, I always look forward to the Pagosa Springs Brewing Company because the brewery is in the neighborhood where we typically stay and has a fun vibe and great beer.  This year, I was truly disappointed.

Our first evening in town, we arrived late and went to the house to unpack and get the kids to sleep.  My sister and I left the Husband with the sleeping kids and went out to fill our growlers that we brought from home.  These were Pagosa Brewing Company growlers that we purchased the previous year.  We sit down at the bar inside.  It is 9:10 pm.  We are excited to sit and catch-up on the past few months over a beer while they fill our growler.  The place is not very busy but there are plenty of employees there milling around.  I ask the guy who appears to be the manager if they are closing soon and he says no. OK, so we'll stay then.  

As we set our empty growlers on the bar and begin to pull out our chairs, the 15-year old punk girl working at the bar says "Sorry, we're all sold out of growlers!"  I am confused.  I tell her that it's ok because we brought our own and were hoping to have them filled.   She informs me that they only sell pre-filled growlers and that they are all sold out.  She tells me that I could exchange mine for $10 but that they are all sold out.  Yes, I heard you on the sold out part.  Still confused I ask her why they cannot just put their beer into my growler in exchange for money.  She informs me that it is "illegal" for them to fill an unsanitized growler.  I tell her that they are clean because I washed them 6 times in my dishwasher (true) last week.  She still says no.  Ummmmmmm, ok.  I ask her where I can get beer at this time of night because the liquor store next to the City Market was already closed.  She directs me to the liquor store next to the Shell and then says to us (exact quote) "They sell a really good hard cider there.  I think it's called Woodchuck."  At this point, I look at my sister and we both pick up the growlers.  We leave.  What the hell just happened?

I go home and tell the Husband the story.  He is just as irritated as we were.  We are convinced that the girl was off her rocker.  He looks into the "unsanitized growler" theory on-line and comes up with nothing.  He says he'd like to try again the next day.  

He stops by the brewery and gets THE SAME 2 GROWLERS filled by some dude working at the bar.  Was it me or was it the employee?  Not sure.

The next day, while the boys and the big kids were out on the slopes, I decided to take a trip and went to the bar with the baby.  Baby had a wonderful time getting out of the house and looking at all sorts of new and different stuff.  She enjoyed her time by either sitting in her car seat reading the specials menu (I'm not lying) or standing on my lap waving at everyone who entered the bar.  She was even looking out the window next to us and waving at the people thinking about entering the bar.  Come on in!!!

During my lunch, I sampled their British Amber (5.2% ABV) on tap with my beef tacos (which were only a step up from the tacos I make at home and mainly only because I a) didn't have to make them and b) didn't have to do any dishes).  The beer itself was nothing extra special or unique but it was good.  It's not a beer I would seek out or drive the extra mile for, but it quenched my thirst for a local mountain brew in a local mountain bar full of local mountain people.  Note:  I first attempted to order the Southwest Chicken Tacos but was informed that they were out of chicken.  Whaaaaaaaaaaaaat?  Out of chicken???  Ok, I guess I'll have the beef instead.

Once the snow crew got home, we opened a growler of the Rodeo Rider Red (Silver Medal Amber Ale - Colorado State Fair 2009) that we had filled at the brewery the previous day.  This beer poured up with minimal head (not sure if this is typical or due to our growler being more than 12-hours old) and was an easy-drinking beer.  It was not a typical red because I liked it and I typically don't like red beers.  The finish was smooth and almost nutty.  This was the last of the Pagosa brews we would sample on our trip.

 

After finishing our growler of the Rodeo Rider Red, the snow crew packed up the empty growler and planned to fill it the next day on their way back from the slopes.  On their way back from the slopes, they stopped into the Brewery for a re-fill.  The restaurant/bar was busy but not slammed.  Husband requested a re-fill and he was turned away saying that they sold all the pre-filled growlers for the day.  Husband mentioned that they could re-fill his empty growler in his hand and they told him no.  We were disappointed and pissed.  This was officially the last time we attempt to support the Pagosa Brewing Company.

Dear Pagosa Brewing Company Owners,
    You are running a business.  A business that involves making and selling beer in a market flooded with competition.  Therefore, when someone comes in wanting to buy the product you made, you should sell it to them.  If you make it difficult for them to purchase, they will go elsewhere and buy something else.

Thank you,
   Beer Lovers Who Attempted to Support a Local Brewery But Were Denied TWICE

Wednesday, December 28, 2011

Pack-It-In Porter

We finally got our growlers filled with the classic Pack-It-In Porter (8% ABV) from Pagosa Brewing Company in Pagosa Springs, Colorado.  It was worth the wait and extra effort to get our hands on this delicious dark and creamy English-style brown porter.  Pours up with minimal head and smells earthy.


I give it an 8.  Goes down smooth with a slightly earthy finish.  Wish we had more.

Tuesday, December 27, 2011

Steel Toe (Safety-Friendly) Stout

I work for a company with the slogan "Think Safety First" which is reinforced constantly.  So when I saw the Steel Toe Stout (5.4% ABV) from Ska Brewing Company in Durango, Colorado in the liquor store, I had to give it a try.  So we cracked open the 6-pack during a cutthroat game of Banana Grams.


I thought this was pretty average for a stout.  It has minimal head, creamy body and a surprisingly light finish.  Unlike most dark beers, I preferred this one when cold.  It seemed to get a little more bitter as it warmed.  I give it a solid 6.5.

Vacation Euphoria

Ahhhh, vacation. Better yet, a Colorado vacation.  After a long day in the car and a disappointing trip to the Pagosa Brewing Company (see post entitled Pagosa Brewing Co - Reviewed), we gathered around the giant kitchen table and kicked the relaxing snow-filled vacation off with come delicious Euphoria Pale Ale (6.1% ABV) from Ska Brewing Company in Durango, Colorado.


The 6-pack is gone.  Husband drank all but one.

Monday, December 26, 2011

Posterior postings...Rump review...Butt blog...

I could go on but(t) I won't...

Tonight, the Santa's Butt, a Winter Porter (6% ABV) brewed by Ridgeway Brewing in Oxfordshire, England made its merry way into our glasses.  These guys do an entire Christmas themed series (Bad Elf, Reindeer Droppings, Very Bad Elf, Criminally Bad Elf...)  I have enjoyed the ales this brewery produces but the porter in this bottle failed to live up to the novelty factor of the label art. 

With typical porter colour (shout out to the King's English), the beer poured up with rather modest head, maybe 1/4" which dissipated quickly.  The smell was slightly licorice with a bit of sharpness to it.  First flavours are malty with some slight toasted barley to it.  Midway has some Pilsner-style graininess to it.  Finishes with a lingering caramel note.  Body is very thin throughout.

This beer could have used a bit more toastiness and carbonation to approach a better porter rendition. 

Bottomline: Enjoy the bottle art when you see this on the shelf, hell take a picture if you like.  There are much better porters out there to spend your effort on.  4 out of 10.

I Believe in Santa

Christmas morning revived my belief in Santa.  He brought me a few bombers of what looks like delicious brews.  After all the Christmas chaos (and I say that in the most loving way), we came home, got the kids to bed and picked up all the wrapping paper so the puppy wouldn't eat it.  Finally, we picked a brew from Santa and drank it sitting in bed listening to the Ska-Punk Radio Show (Christmas edition) on The Edge.

Our beer of choice was the Oude Zuipers (11% ABV), a Belgian Tripel Ale, brewed by Brewery Van Steenberge in Belgium for Pagago Brewery in Scottsdale, Arizona.  Santa was lured into purchasing this beer when she saw Papago Brewery on the label and didn't look much closer.  After all, Santa is not a fan of shopping in large crowds the day before Christmas.  With a little investigation, I realized that there is a cool story behind this beer: http://www.globalbeer.com/body_pages/pages-beer/OudeZuipers/OudeZuipers.html


This beer is not for the lightweights out there.  It packs a punch!  It started off a bit bitter, so we nibbled on some Wheat Thins to help the taste.  Very heavily carbonated.  I enjoyed it quite a bit (rating = 7), but there was nothing truly remarkable or unique about this beer.  It tasted somewhat familiar but I couldn't put my finger on the name of beer it tasted like.  Husband was a little less impressed.  He said he wouldn't buy it again, but if someone gave him one, he said he'd drink it (rating = 6).

Saturday, December 24, 2011

'Twas the Frambozen Before Christmas

In the spirit of Christmas, Husband and I enjoyed a Frambozen Rasberry Brown Ale (6.5% ABV) from New Belgium Brewing Company in Fort Collins, Colorado after our return from Christmas Eve service.  After the the kids arranged the cookies and wrote a letter to Santa, we all gathered round and read "Twas the Night Before Christmas" on the couch together.  Kids drank eggnog and adults enjoyed some Frambozen, a delicious and festive raspberry ale.


At the request of my brother-in-law, we will bring back the rating system.  He did not specify the scale he would like me to use, but I hope that 1 (Yuck.  Could not finish.) to 10 (Amazeballs!!! I'm already heading to store to get another one) will satisfy his needs. 

Overall, a delicious "festive occasion" beer.  The raspberry initially tasted like cranberry to me, but after it warmed, it was distinctly raspberry.  One of these was enough.  Husband rates it a 7 and I would have to agree.

In the spirit of Christmas, here is a picture of the kids, busy writing a letter to Santa and snacking on baby puffs.  Big sister wrote it on behalf of herself, her little sister and her puppy.

2011 Jubelale

Each year just before the Holidays, the Deschutes Brewery in Bend, Oregon releases their Jubelale brew.   In the past, it hasn't been my favorite beer but I also haven't disliked it.

Tonight I sampled the 2011 Jubelale (6.7%) and I am happy to report that it is good.  The winter spices are present but not too overpowering.  I liked it more as it warmed slightly.

Thursday, December 22, 2011

Blackbird Porter

The Flagstaff Brewing Company in Flagstaff, Arizona makes some delicious brews.  But beware, if you show up anxious to get some brew to take on the road, they will only fill a growler with their name on it.  A growler from any other brewery just won't do.  We learned this the hard way a few years ago.

So Husband went to Flagstaff to do a little boarding earlier this week and I sent him with 3 growlers, one from each of the main breweries in town.  I asked him to bring me home something good but didn't specify what I wanted.

He brought home the Blackbird Porter from Flagstaff Brewing Company (6.0%).  We drank it a day after the growler was filled and then driven from 8,000 feet above sea level to 1,000 feet above sea level ... so it was bordering a little on flat.  We had a friend over to help us drink it and he remarked how much it tasted more like a nut brown than a porter.  As soon as he said that, I agreed.  None-the-less, it was delicious and is now gone.

Wednesday, December 21, 2011

Search for Santa Ends Empty Handed

We took our 8-month old daughter to go see Santa this afternoon.  I was kind of obsessed with taking her to go see Santa.  I thought it was just what you were supposed to do.  You know, a right of passage somehow. I'm by no means a "competitive" mom, but I've seen pictures of everyone else and their kids sitting with Santa posted on Facebook and I thought, well I can do that.  Baby is cute and will LOVE Santa.  Let's do this.    So we get her dressed up in her little "I <heart> Santa" onesie and red pants and throw her in the car.  Somewhere along the way, she falls asleep.  No big deal.  She'll wake up once we get her out of the car.

So we arrive in our local mall's Santa Lane and are lucky enough to score a front row parking spot.  I swear Husband always gets good parking and now that I'm Wife, I'm starting to inherit this trait also.  We park the car and unload baby into stroller.  Still sound asleep.

We walk around and find Santa.  Lucky us -- only 5-10 people in line ahead of us.  A sign was posted along the roped Christmas version of the yellow brick road which detailed the costs of allowing your adorable little munchkin to experience this right of passage.  Well I'm cheap, so my eyeballs immediately gravitate to the cheapest option, the "Dasher Package" priced at $23.  For this, you get 1 5x7" print and 2 3x5" prints.  Hmmmm.  Ok.  I kind of wanted an electronic version.  I read on.  In order to get an electronic version of the print (you know, to post on Blog or Facebook or god forbid, share with Grandparents), we were going to have to fork over at least $39.99.  Whaaaaaaaaaaat?

At this point, I'm actually starting to get angry.  How can you possibly exploit people so badly just to see Santa?!?!?!?  He's SANTA!!!!  While I'm rocking the sleeping baby in the stroller and thinking about if this is a good idea, I notice that Husband is very quiet and patient.  This is uncharacteristic of him, especially in large crowds, while shopping or around the Holidays.  Finally I decide that I am opposed to this and blurt out "Sitting on Santa's lap is only for kids who write wish lists to Santa.  She's 8 months old -- she CAN'T even hold a pencil without trying to eat it."

As I turn the stroller around and navigate our way under the ropes and out of line, Husband smiles and says "yeah, I thought taking a baby to sit on Santa's lap was a stupid idea."

So here we are at the giant mall surrounded by 8 billion other people with a rockstar, and I mean ROCK STAR, parking spot.  The only way this spot could have been better is if we were handicapped (thankful we are not)...or just one of those people who has a handicap parking pass.  We decide to walk over to Total Wine while we're here.  During our stroll across the outdoor mega mall, Husband is whistling Reverend Horton Heat's "Please Don't Take The Baby to the Liquor Store."  http://youtu.be/rWbuvh9tneQ

We are in search of the 2011 version of our traditional holiday treat, the Anchor Christmas Ale from Anchor Steam Brewing Company in San Francisco, California. They've brewed this beer every year since 1975 and it comes in a giant oversized mega bottle.  It is fantastic. But more importantly, for the past 5-6 years, we've enjoyed this beer together on Christmas Eve after the kids are in bed while we're busy wrapping presents and playing Santa. 


We comb the aisles and search the endcaps.   No luck.  We check the surprisingly festive holiday booze display.   Nothing.  We finally break down and ask someone working there.  Sold out.  SOLD OUT!?!?!

Man, today is just full of disappointments.