On Saturday afternoon, I planned to visit the Four Peaks Brewery in Tempe, Arizona as they advertised that they would be tapping specialty kegs all day. PERFECT. I have to go to the airport on Saturday to pick up my parents so maybe I can go on my way there, or on my way home. Either way, I will have to drive by the brewery on Saturday. I started planning and getting excited. What kind of specialty kegs? Maybe a cracked out version of their pumpkin porter, which happens to be one of my favorite beers. Maybe a fantastic new spin on the 8th Street Ale. Who knows. In my mind, the possibilities were endless...and quite delicious.
Fast forward to Saturday. The Husband, baby and I pack into the car and head to the airport in a frenzy. Thank you Southwest Airlines for overestimating your flight time by 45 minutes so that you always arrive "on-time" which really, to the person picking up their visitors/your passengers, means that the flight is actually 45 minutes EARLY. So my parents flight actually lands at the same time I was prepared to leave my house to get to the airport to pick them up at the previously scheduled time. I hate being late. Damn you SWA.
My stupidly epic, and somewhat heartbreaking, beer fail. |
Mmmmmmm, I can taste the specialty kegs already.
We arrive to find a crowd at the bar -- not all that unusual for a beautiful Saturday afternoon in February. But we manage to snag a table outside with room for a high-chair and pop a squat. The waitress comes to take our drink order.
Ohhhh boy, here it comes. She's going to list the specials...
She doesn't. Ugh, really??? So I ask her. She looks at me as if I am speaking another language which is extremely foreign to her. I take off my sunglasses (as if this will help) and I ask her again "do you have any specialty beers on tap today?" She shakes her head no - which prompts my almost 10 month old daughter to do the same - and says, well we do have a special porter on tap. At this point, I am crushed. I don't hear what she calls this "special" porter, but I order it anyway. There is no description of it anywhere and no mention of it either. For all I know, this could be their standard beer.
I am disappointed. But hey, at least the weather was great and the Spinach Artichoke Dip is still top notch.
Disclaimer: now that I'm sitting down to blog a few days later and had time to go looking for where I thought I read that initially, wouldn't you know that I can't find it. Damn. Maybe I just can't read. Or maybe I just made it up because I wanted them to be releasing specialty kegs all day. Fail.