Wednesday, March 14, 2012

Overpriced watery domestic disappointment

I convinced The Husband to take the day off and attend my first ever indoor cycling class at In The RA Fitness and then go to a Spring Training game with my sister and me.  The weather was perfect outside so it really didn't really take much convincing.  We tried to buy lawn tickets on-line the night before, but grubby Ticketmaster has their filthy hands in everything.  How does an $8 lawn seat suddenly cost me $14??!?  Screw you...my cycling class is cheaper than that!
 
On the way to my cycling class he pointed out that today was Pi Day.  Lucky for him, I had "Cherry Pie" cued up in my class playlist (+15 points for me).  After class we met up with some friends at Salt River Fields, the newish spring training home of the Arizona Diamondbacks and the Colorado Rockies.  We had both heard much about the stadium and were eager to check it out. 
This crappy watery domestic beer was 3.14159265 times overpriced
First impression: holy traffic management crisis.  We missed the first inning and a half because we were still sitting on the freeway waiting to exit.  Stadium officials - you should really consider figuring out how to fix this issue.  It was an epic fail.  
 
Second impression:  this is a beautiful stadium with great facilities for the players.  
 
Third impression: spring training is no longer a cheap adventure in sun-bleached drunkenness, unless you have lots of money or are a 20-something-year-old 30K millionaire from Scottsdale.  We bought our first beers while scouting out lawn seats.  A moderately cold 20-oz Blue Moon in a plastic cup set us back $10.  Scott flagged down the beer guy to see if his beers were any cheaper (plus I like to think that his legs were too sore from my awesome cycling class for him to get up) and the small aluminum bottle beer in his hand below set him back $9 and of course the beer guy wanted the last $1 in change for a tip.  $9 for a crappy Italian sausage that seemed like it had been microwaved.  $10 for a cheeseburger and fries.  The list goes on...   
 
Final impression:  spring training is not nearly as fun when you're forced to shell out $10 for a beer and are no longer 20-something and have to drive home after the game instead of just stumble out of the stadium and into a bar for the afternoon.

Monday, March 12, 2012

If you like your beer thick and heavy...

then this is your beer...

Plaid Bastard Ale (8% ABV)
Grand Lake Brewing Company
Grand Lake, Colorado

F@#$% white-out = fail


According to the Wasatch website, "Our new high-point Belgian Style White Ale, called Wasatch White Label, is a f@#$% white-out! This easy drinking “white ale” is 6% alcohol by volume and subtlety seasoned with orange peel and coriander, kind of like Blue Moon, but bigger, better and bolder."
White Label Ale (6% ABV)
Wasatch Brew Pub & Brewery
Park City, Utah

It may indeed be a  f@#$% white-out, but ours was flat so I guess we'll never know. 

Disappointing.